August 2011
RT @tyronerodriguez: Atari Attacks The Few Remaining Retro Fans It Has Left http://t.co/mYogQAm via @gameinformer
I mean, why the cock is even Doctor Who orange and teal now? Do we need to check the sofa to see if the colours are down the back?
RT @mike_acton: #AltDevBlogADay Learning Z80 Assembly: Gameboy! (Part 1) http://t.co/lipOvyF
RT @indieFunction: WHOA! The @GameJolt competition just started. Theme announced. More info here: http://t.co/StZUX9N
I payed £25 for the Mac version and it’s an entire version behind and mainly fally over shit. Still.
It’s how you end up with “I just want old X-Com with better graphics” repeated mantra-esque unto infinity and beyooooond.
And lo, it was written. In 2011, Download clients became the new toolbars. And lo, the tears flowed blood red.
I’m definitely going to go and do some work now. I leave you with this picture: http://t.co/j1Yl2Oi You can thank me later.
RT @botherer: I’ve read the word “scum” too many times this week. So some thoughts on why this lazy word is so heinous: http://bit.ly/ooBMPG
And click the flowers. Always click the flowers.
Noise amplification machine: Off. Zombie shooting: On.
Been playing a fair whack of EYE:Divine Cybermancy. Which is a title from 200x PC-game-dom if ever there was one. And oh, it’s pretty much a game from 200x PC-game-dom so be careful what you wish for. Or rather, be very afraid of anyone who wants to send PC gaming back to this sort of thing. BUT! But but but but but…
There’s been a few comments along the lines of it’s the Boiling Point* to Deus...
Eye eye: http://www.merseyremakes.co.uk/gibber/2011/08/eye-divine-cybermancy/
Just woke up and found myself in 2003 again. Man.
Gosh! RT @l4ddev: And for anyone else wondering what the surprise is: http://is.gd/t9Vk7w Time to grab lunch and then play some L4D2..
(ps - not really sorry about the ending)
EYE needs a button labelled “I’m sorry, I didn’t understand a fucking word of that. Come again? In English this time please.”
I bet someone sat there and said “phew, nearly missed a trick there. They nearly got away without a gratuitous advert! Well done, Dave.”
…. Aaaaaand bed *thud*
is a level for VVVVVV set somewhere marginally familiar and it contains the word “piss” at least twice. Also has two endings. Not entirely convinced it’s good/bad ending but there’s two endings all the same. CHOOSE YOUR FATE, WILLYNAUT.
Requires the spanking newer version of VVVVVV that’s been released alongside the Humble Bundle. Unpack the level, drag the file into documents/vvvvvv and next...
Don’t move. Don’t push a button. Not until you’re told. Just wait. Waiting for the NPC. #fuckyousomeofyoufuckyouhard
July 2011
Happy that my good chum @M1N10N is on the verge of releasing the rather super Inzectoids: http://vimeo.com/20576524
RT @SpindleyQ: “By introducing new gamemakers from under-represented groups into our community…” FUCK YES THIS http://t.co/wzHqBnE
I’m told setting off fireworks both indoors and aimed at kid’s faces is a complete and total no go.
The BaVVVVVVroom: http://twitpic.com/5wb00h #dontlookatmeidontknowdoi
IN DEH DONK EH DONK EH IND EH SHUTUPYOU
Fzzfezzzt http://instagr.am/p/Ieixs/
. @thechicken123 said it has a menu made of writhing guts. That’s £2 value RIGHT THERE. Anything else is bonus territory.
#screenshotsaturday sad faced ghosty http://instagr.am/p/IV7HH/
Fab! <3 RT @patsheadcom: I finally got a chance to blog about running The Bundle of Wrong on my arcade cabinet! http://is.gd/E1N9Qp
“Wankers buy into their own bullshit”
I suspect this may, entirely, be the case: RT @asponge: @retroremakes Behind bars.
I was incredibly tempted to go with the headline “marketers are morons” but y’know, I resisted. Just.
Now, why would I even consider such a headline? Well, this, essentially. An altdevblogaday post entitled, I piss thee not, “Indies are morons”. Wait, wait. Don’t go. Not yet. He’s trying to help. Moron.
Hang on, moron. Is me calling you a moron putting you off, moron? You know I’m just trying...
Up to Step 22 on George’s How To Write A C64 Game: http://is.gd/U1IbNS
Sending me sell copy probably isn’t going to get me to post sell copy. Sending me sell copy that makes no fucking sense makes you look dumb.
Heh http://instagr.am/p/HpWOB/
This is the second Hasbro age. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH_JZCTXX1U&list=UUsPpifI-yfLg
We can all go home now: RT @bentosmile: AstroPopulous #PopcapEA
…wherein the big question is, will he make it past day 3?
Day 1
Loaded the game. This is a start. Got born. Named character “Bernard”. All characters should be called “Bernard” (Fable II was especially good for this, I had towns full of Bernards).
Got to character editor. Got stuck. Making a decent nose is too hard.
Will try again later. I can’t proceed until I get an acceptable nose.
Day 2 ...
“The lowest common denominators would have been so small we couldn’t do things that are really interesting”
That’s more impressive than Chop Kick Panda: http://is.gd/zXeOqO (love the NOT DREAMWORKS tagging there)
I’d say burning old ladies is pretty rogue: http://twitpic.com/5nihya
Also, I assume that by videogame naming conventions Dirt3 is pronounced Dirt-E?
RT @FinalFormGames: You have less than two hours left to get Jamestown for $5, if you haven’t already! http://is.gd/8vKmzH
Why don’t you make me punch myself repeatedly in the cock for an achievement? It’d be less agonising.
Sorry. Just testing the funability here. Are we having fun yet with these facts?
RT @RevStu: A genuine, unexpected and fairly amazing new development in the Edge/Tim Langdell saga: http://bit.ly/jYzGOa
Oh http://forums.xbox.com/gfw/general/news/f/277/p/30870/186736.aspx#186736
RT @increpare: Return of the Games Pageant - http://www.superfriendshipclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=16